One Hundred Days - no. 86

POLITICAL ANIMALS GUIDEBOOK 2010 - NO. 0146
SPECIES: Liberattus nondescriptis
DESCRIPTION: This particular animal has few distinguishing features other than an outwardly pleasant nature and eagerness to please (Fig. 1). Whilst being somewhat spineless in appearance, and lacking in muscular tone, this creature can sometimes display an alarmingly changeable nature (Fig. 2) so caution is advised when handling.

That's the last one until I return next week. Not the best thought-out, but you know...

One Hundred Days - no. 85

POLITICAL ANIMALS GUIDEBOOK 2010 - NO. 0037
SPECIES: Toryboyus unpopularis
DESCRIPTION: A fine, upstanding creature, this bird is bred from excellent stock and carries great credentials yet it cannot understand why no-one likes it.
CHARACTERISTICS: A distinctive call that sounds like a piteous 'trust me! trust me!' repeated often and with increasing desperation.

One Hundred Days - no. 83

POLITICAL ANIMALS GUIDEBOOK 2010 - NO.0068C
SPECIES: Lapinus labourius (flatulentis)
DESCRIPTION: Once a popular choice, this particular breed of rabbit has become somewhat inbred in recent years and now suffers from a whole host of disorders that have emerged in the most recent generation. Symptoms include severe flatulence, eye problems (blindness, tendency to look in the opposite direction from where it is going), respiratory difficulties and emotional instability. No longer suitable for most domestic environments, this animal is best kept in outdoor pens and handled with extreme caution.

Thanks for your suggestions - I will try to do all of them at some point! They are all great. Today, I thought I'd kick things off with the Labour Party. I have very few political leanings and am mostly a greeny neutral/ignorant sort of person. I am tempted to spoil my ballot paper instead of voting. So these pictures don't really say anything at all about what I think of the parties.